Rock
Steady
Written by Sting
From the album: Nothing Like The Sun
Saw an ad in the
newspaper that caught my eye
I said to my baby this sounds like the ticket
for you and I
It said volunteers wanted for a very special
trip
To commune with Mother Nature on a big wooden
ship
We took a taxi to the river in case any places
were free
There was an old guy with a beard
And every kind of creature as far as the eye
could see
This old guy was the boss, he said,
"I won't tell you no lie
But there's more to this journey than is apparent
to the eye"
He said he'd heard God's message on the radio
It was going to rain forever and he'd told him
to go
"I'll protect you all don't worry I'll
be father to you all
I'll save two of every animal, no matter how
small
But I'll need some assistants to look after
the zoo
I can't see nobody better so you'll just have
to do"
I said, "Just tell me something before
it's too late and we're gone
I mean just how safe is this boat we'll be on?"
"It's Rock steady
Rock steady
Rock steady
Rock steady
Rock steady
Rock steady
Rock steady
Rock steady"
It rained for forty days and forty long nights
I'd never seen rain like it and it looked like
our old friend
Was being proved right
We had no time to worry though there was just
too much to do
Between the signified monkey and the kangaroo
We had to wash all the animals we had to feed
them too
We were merely human slaves in a big floating
zoo
She said, "Hey baby I don't mean to be
flip
But it seems this old man is on some power trip"
I said, "No, no sugar you must be wrong
I mean look at the size of this boat we're on.
We're as safe as houses, as safe as mother's
milk
He's as cool as November and as smooth as China
silk
He's God's best friend, he's got a seat on the
board
And life may be tough but we're sailing with
the lord."
Rock steady
Rock steady
Woke up this morning and something had changed
Like a room in my house had just been rearranged
She said, "It's stopped raining and
I know the guy's kind
But if we stay here much longer
I'm gonna lose my mind."
So we said we had a mission for his favorite
dove
To see if there was any mercy from this great
God above
So to find dry land, away the white bird flew
We didn't need no country just a rock would
do
When the dove came back to us he threw down
a twig
It was manna from heaven and meant we could
blow this gig
"But the rock's too small," he said,
"can't you see?"
I said, "It's just perfect for her, it's
perfect for me."